..After discussing Silver summoning a condom, and Wasa having commented long ago that that was the last power left, and Silver had taken it:

stae: ...Damn. And that was SO my power idea!
karma: Summon Contraceptive +5?
stae: Yes.
stae: Though I was also going to have Summon Douche +3 for use before.
stae: You never know what might be hiding up there. :/
karma: your fa'e will be the most careful and thoughtful fa'e ever 8O

The goddess Kotex
stae: Yes!
stae: And, of course.
stae: Now with super absorbent wings.
stae: Which she will sprout upon request.
karma: Oh GOD XD
stae: And she'll carry around a vial of the blue liquid that they use in commercials.
stae: On a little necklace.
karma: XD Whenever danger presents itself she can stick a used pad to her forehead and nobody will get within ten feet of her at any time.
stae: Yes! And her primary attack: PMS Berserker Rage.
karma: RAAAGE!! RAAAAAAAGE!!! TAMPON RAAAAAAAAAGE!
stae: And her main weapon gan be a giant tampon on a stick that she can use to joust!
stae: A FA'E ABSORBING TAMPON! HURRAH!
karma: her teen quest can be her solving the mystery of feeling "not so fresh"
stae: And her youth quest will be the great grand attempt to get rid of Toxic Shock Syndrome.
karma: XD
stae: And she'll have a little white string for a tail.
stae: And when you yank it, she teleports back home.
karma: GOD XD *does not want to know where you discovered THIS fa'e baby after waking up from a vivid dream*
stae: LMAO!
stae: "OH JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THERE!"
stae: "...Oh God. I knew I shouldn't have been such a slut in my younger days. I'm gapped like the grand canyon! *wails*"

This is what happens when you mix me, sleep deprivation, and Karma's creative genius together.

HOOLAY! I love you all. <3